Furtive Little Feelings

The collected thoughts of Jake de Oude

Useless Tests

The internet is absolutely crawling with useless personality tests. Always fun to waste some time. Here are some of the more accurate, flattering or silly results. You figure out which is which.


Elvish
Elvish

To which race of Middle Earth do you belong?
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dragon
DRAGON

You are the dragon. A dragon,
in western lore, is a giant lizard with wings.
It usually has the capability to breathe fire.
The dragon symbolizes immense power, physical
strength, and courage. The dragon has also been
a symbol of wisdom and of protection. Dragons
may also appear to be greedy as many a tale
depict them as keepers of vast hordes of
treasure.

Which mythical creature resides in your soul? (11 Results + Pictures)
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Wizard
37% Combativeness, 16% Sneakiness, 88% Intellect, 25% Spirituality
Brilliant! You are a Wizard!
Wizards are spells-casters who study powerful arcane magic. While Wizards tend to be pretty fragile, some of those spells can pack quite a punch. Unlike Clerics, Wizards aren.t as good at fixing people as they are at breaking them, so watch where you toss that fireball.
Your most distinctive trait is your intelligence. You're probably well learned and logical, if perhaps a bit fragile.



My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 13% on Combativeness
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You scored higher than 7% on Sneakiness
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You scored higher than 87% on Intellect
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You scored higher than 23% on Spirituality
Link: The RPG Class Test written by MFlowers on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Your Musical Tastes Match: Nicole Kidman

See her whole playlist here (iTunes required)
What Celebrity Matches Your Taste in Music?

Your Power Color Is Red-Orange
At Your Highest:

You are warm, sensitive, and focused on your personal growth.

At Your Lowest:

You become defensive and critical if you feel attacked.

In Love:

You are loyal - but you demand the respect you deserve.

How You're Attractive:

You are very affectionate and inspire trust.

Your Eternal Question:

"Am I Respected?"
What's Your Power Color?

You Are an Indie Rocker!
You are in it for the love of the music...
And you couldn't care less about being signed by a big label.
You're all about loving and supporting music - not commercial success.
You may not have the fame and glory, but you have complete control of your career.
What Kind of Rocker Are You?

Your Personality Is
Guardian (SJ)


You are sensible, down to earth, and goal oriented.
Bottom line, you are good at playing by the rules.

You tend to be dominant - and you are a natural leader.
You are interested in rules and order. Morals are important to you.

A hard worker, you give your all at whatever you do.
You're very serious, and people often tell you to lighten up.

In love, you tend to take things carefully and slowly.

At work, you are suited to almost any career - but you excel in leadership positions.

With others, you tend to be polite and formal.

As far as looks go, you are traditionally attractive. You take good care of yourself.

On weekends, you tend to like to do organized activities. In fact, you often organize them!
The Three Question Personality Test

You are Agonistic
You're not sure if God exists, and you don't care.
For you, there's no true way to figure out the divine.
You rather focus on what you can control - your own life.
And you tend to resent when others "sell" religion to you.
What's Your Religious Philosophy?

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Above all else, you understand the need for
teamwork. Your shape makes a lot of situations
hard for you, so you rely on the other pieces
to accomodate you. In return, you make it
easier for incoming pieces to fit. Unable to
make anything better than a double, you're more
often a setup piece for the big scorers.

Which Tetris piece are you?
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How evil are you?

The Machiavelli personality test has a range of 0-100.

Your Machiavelli score is: 57
"low Mach", you reject Machiavelli's opinions.
Most people fall somewhere in the middle, but there's a significant minority at either extreme.


You are .mpg You live life like it was a movie.  Constantly in motion, you bring pleasure to many, but are often hidden away.
Which File Extension are You?

I am a d20

You walk a mystical path, and are a creature of the spiritual and the supernatural. You are introspective and self-reliant, but nobody will ever question your bravery or commitment to justice.

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Based on a review I wrote in 2009:

I write like
H. P. Lovecraft

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